I'd Like to Buy a Vowel

and some consonants.

Here are some ways to hire us.

Package #1 - Sales and Web Copy: $1500

Includes 5 pages (*up to 750 words each) of client-defined content (Home, About, Contact, Services, etc.).

Additional pages billed at a rate of $250 each.

Each package consists of:

  • Consultation: A questionnaire / phone briefing to better understand the needs of your business and copywriting objectives.
  • Research: Covering your industry, competitors and trends.
  • Copywriting: Clever, creative content (*up to 750 words per page) that truly sells the features and benefits of your business or service.
  • Search Engine Optimization: Awesome SEO-friendly copy with a special focus on naturally integrating up to 3 keywords.
  • Two FREE rounds of revisions: Within 14 days of first draft delivery.
  • Professional proofreading: Ensuring typo-free, grammatically pleasing content.

Package #2 - Articles or Blog Posts: $250

Includes (1) blog post or article (*up to 750 words) of your choosing.

Package #3 - Press Releases: $450

Includes (1) press release (*up to 500 words) per package.

* Additional content options are available to be negotiated on per-project basis.


If you want something done right, don’t do it yourself.

Ah, the lost art of writing. If you can write, you know what I mean. If you don’t regularly read other people’s writing with half a grimace (or if your favorite author is Dan Brown), you’re the problem. Don’t write.

Rule one of writing: write what you know. If you don’t know what you’re talking about, you won’t know what you’re writing about either. That said, the person that knows what they’re talking about may not always be a very good writer. That’s where we come in.

As usual, we prefer the cheapest distance from point A to point B. You tell us what to write about, either by writing a first draft or letting us pick your brain, and we’ll turn that into sterling prose.

Free Samples

Not always snarky.
Every brand has a distinct voice. Here are some writing samples so you can hear some of ours.

Contact Us

512.522.4AWD (4293)